[FUG-BR] Parabéns pelo Dia do Sysadmin - Ultima sexta-feira de Julho

[Joao Rocha Braga Filho]

2011/7/29 Marcelo Gondim <gondim at bsdinfo.com.br>:
> HahaHah essa vai aqui como homenagem para todos:
>
>
>      The genesis.log from God's Unix System
>
> #In the beginning was the computer. And God said
> :Let there be light!
> #You have not signed on
> :God.
> #Enter user password.
> :Omniscient.
> #Password Incorrect. Try again!
> :Omnipotent.
> #Password Incorrect. Try again!
> :Technocrat.
> #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
> :Let there be light!
> #Unrecognizable command. Try again!
> :Create light.
> #Done.
> :Run heaven and earth.
> #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> #And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.
> :Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
> #Unrecognizable command! Try again!
> :Create firmament.
> #Done.
> :Run firmament.
> #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
> :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
> the dry land appear and
> #Too many characters in string specification! Try again.
> :Create dryland.
> #Done!
> :Run dryland.
> #And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
> :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
> #Unspecified type. Try again!
> :Create sunmoonstars.
> #And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.
> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
> :Create fish.
> #Done.
> :Create fowl.
> #Done.
> :Run fish'nfowl.
> #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
> fowl after its kind.
> 0 errors.
> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.
> :Create cattle.
> #Done.
> :Create creepy things.
> #Done.
> :Now let us make man in our image.
> #Unspecified type! Try again.
> :Create man.
> #Done.
> :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
> dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and
> over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
> #Too many command operands! Try again.
> :Run multiplication.
> #Execution terminated. 6 errors.
> :Insert breath.
> #O.K.
> :Run multiplication.
> #Execution terminated. 5 errors.
> :Move man to Garden of Eden.
> #File Garden of Eden does not exist.
> :Create Gard.En.
> #Done.
> :Move man to Gard.En.
> #O.K.
> :Run multiplication.
> #Execution terminated. 4 errors.
> :Copy woman from man.
> #O.K.
> :Run multiplication.
> #Execution terminated. 3 errors.
> :Insert woman into man.
> #Illegal parameters. Try again!
> :Insert man into woman.
> #O.K.
> :Run multiplication.
> #Execution terminated. 2 errors.
> :Create desire.
> #Done.
> :Run multiplication.
> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
> :Create freewill.
> #Done.
> :Run freewill.
> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
> :Undo desire.
> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
> :Destroy freewill.
> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
> :Help!
> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
> :Create Treeofknowledge.
> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
> :Create good'nevil.
> #Done.
> :Activate evil.
> #And God saw he had created shame.
> #Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
> #1 errors.
> :Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
> #Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!
> :Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
> #Search failed.
> :Delete shame.
> #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
> :Destroy freewill.
> #Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
> :Stop!
> #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
> :Break
> :Break
> :Break
> #ATTENTION ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULAR
> DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST. PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW.
> :Create new world.
> #You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files
> before new ones can be created.
> :Destroy earth.
> #Destroy earth. Please confirm.
> #SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8
> AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!
> #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
>
> Ref: http://www.summum.us/potpourri/humor/genesislog.shtml


Conheço esta a mais de 15 anos, mas adoro. Muito boa.


João Rocha.

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