[FUG-BR] Parabéns pelo Dia do Sysadmin - Ultima sexta-feira de Julho

[Marcelo Gondim]

Em 29/07/2011 18:34, Joao Rocha Braga Filho escreveu:
> 2011/7/29 Marcelo Gondim<gondim em bsdinfo.com.br>:
>> HahaHah essa vai aqui como homenagem para todos:
>>
>>
>>       The genesis.log from God's Unix System
>>
>> #In the beginning was the computer. And God said
>> :Let there be light!
>> #You have not signed on
>> :God.
>> #Enter user password.
>> :Omniscient.
>> #Password Incorrect. Try again!
>> :Omnipotent.
>> #Password Incorrect. Try again!
>> :Technocrat.
>> #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
>> :Let there be light!
>> #Unrecognizable command. Try again!
>> :Create light.
>> #Done.
>> :Run heaven and earth.
>> #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>> #And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
>> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.
>> :Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
>> #Unrecognizable command! Try again!
>> :Create firmament.
>> #Done.
>> :Run firmament.
>> #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
>> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
>> :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
>> the dry land appear and
>> #Too many characters in string specification! Try again.
>> :Create dryland.
>> #Done!
>> :Run dryland.
>> #And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
>> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
>> :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
>> #Unspecified type. Try again!
>> :Create sunmoonstars.
>> #And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.
>> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
>> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
>> :Create fish.
>> #Done.
>> :Create fowl.
>> #Done.
>> :Run fish'nfowl.
>> #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
>> creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
>> fowl after its kind.
>> 0 errors.
>> #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
>> #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.
>> :Create cattle.
>> #Done.
>> :Create creepy things.
>> #Done.
>> :Now let us make man in our image.
>> #Unspecified type! Try again.
>> :Create man.
>> #Done.
>> :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
>> dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and
>> over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
>> #Too many command operands! Try again.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #Execution terminated. 6 errors.
>> :Insert breath.
>> #O.K.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #Execution terminated. 5 errors.
>> :Move man to Garden of Eden.
>> #File Garden of Eden does not exist.
>> :Create Gard.En.
>> #Done.
>> :Move man to Gard.En.
>> #O.K.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #Execution terminated. 4 errors.
>> :Copy woman from man.
>> #O.K.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #Execution terminated. 3 errors.
>> :Insert woman into man.
>> #Illegal parameters. Try again!
>> :Insert man into woman.
>> #O.K.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #Execution terminated. 2 errors.
>> :Create desire.
>> #Done.
>> :Run multiplication.
>> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
>> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>> :Create freewill.
>> #Done.
>> :Run freewill.
>> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
>> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>> :Undo desire.
>> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>> :Destroy freewill.
>> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>> :Help!
>> #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
>> #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>> #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
>> :Create Treeofknowledge.
>> #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
>> #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
>> :Create good'nevil.
>> #Done.
>> :Activate evil.
>> #And God saw he had created shame.
>> #Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
>> #1 errors.
>> :Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
>> #Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!
>> :Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
>> #Search failed.
>> :Delete shame.
>> #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
>> :Destroy freewill.
>> #Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
>> :Stop!
>> #Unrecognizable command. Try again.
>> :Break
>> :Break
>> :Break
>> #ATTENTION ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULAR
>> DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST. PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW.
>> :Create new world.
>> #You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files
>> before new ones can be created.
>> :Destroy earth.
>> #Destroy earth. Please confirm.
>> #SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8
>> AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!
>> #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
>>
>> Ref: http://www.summum.us/potpourri/humor/genesislog.shtml
>
> Conheço esta a mais de 15 anos, mas adoro. Muito boa.

Pois é heheheh fiquei saudoso e resolvi procurar novamente rsrsrs tem 
gente nova aqui que talvez não conheça.
Tinha também uma que era: Uma semana na vida de um Administrador de 
Sistemas. Essa era muito boa também.